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My dream last night: I was an old man former actor who had starred in the 1980s version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*, among other things. I was dying of cancer, so decided to sew myself up into three different consecutive costumes** and shoot myself out of a cannon into outer space. That was where the dream ended.

*I have never seen this movie and don’t know if there were even any older male actors in it.

** I don’t remember the exact costumes, but it was like sewing myself into a lion costume, then sewing that into a horse costume, then sewing that into a duck costume.

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