Finally, I agree with him on something.

Friday night, at the Union League Club of Chicago's 126th annual George Washington's birthday celebration, Scalia spoke on many topics, the most important obviously being his stance on the Great Pizza Wars of late 2013. Says Scalia: "It's very tasty, but it's not pizza."

Amen, good sir. And may I congratulate you on finding the one topic in all of creation that you and Erin Gloria Ryan agree on.