I'm trying to keep things amusing for you, Euro-friend.

Remember the dark days of Kinja 1.0, when it was you and me here at night, and EisenBolan during the day? And people were like "Why are you posting so much in a row?" and the answer was "SIX HOURS ARE GOING BY AND NOBODY IS POSTING DIDDLY, SO WE DO WHAT WE CAN."

We have heard the chimes at midnight, my old friend. :)

And I say the same to all friends who inhabit non-Jez-friendly time zones. Pacific Islanders, East Asianers. West Coaster insomniacs. You are all cherished, all your voices too. Talk to us, and we will listen.