Can you have kid friends if you’re an adult? Like, an adult who has friends who are kids? Because I think I have kid friends.
There are four neighborhood boys, 8, 7, 2, and 2. The 8 and 2 year old are brothers, Max and Mikey, and the 7 and other 2 year old are also brothers, Hank and Al. Hank and Max are besties, and Mikey and Al are as besties as 2 year olds get.
When I got home today, Max and Hank asked me if I would play with them. This has been happening more. I get home, they want to play with me. I had to mow the lawn first, so I did that, then somehow got talked to taking the two of them to the park. They kicked a ball around, wrestled with each other, then ran off to their “secret” fort.
Their secret fort is a bramble of lilac bushes around some rocks. It’s been there for YEARS. I literally played in that same fort when I was a kid. So after they teased me that I couldn’t get them, and that I was scared of going inside their “secret” fort, I informed them that I knew of, and used to play in, this fort.
They kept insisting I couldn’t get them, and I kept insisting I didn’t care. I wasn’t trying to “get them.” I was there because we’d agreed we’d play kickball, not hide in bushes. Then they started trying to tackle me. Being less than 60 pounds each, I pretty easily fought them off, and even spun them around a bit. Then they wanted more spinning, which ended quickly because...60 pounds each.
Then we played in the playground. They decided they wanted to move into the park with me.
“We’ll get cold,” I pointed out to them. “NO WAY!!!”
“How will we eat?” I asked. “We’ll ROB OTHER HOUSES!!!” “That’s illegal,” I informed them.
“How are we going to watch t.v.?” The one who seems more science-inclined mentioned he’d seen people watching tv on tablets while camping. He actually had a good point.
I think I did manage to talk them out of wanting to move into the park. We walked home, and on the walk, they wanted to know if I could take them to the park again, like tomorrow or over the weekend. I said I couldn’t because I was going to see a movie with my boyfriend on Friday (Mad Max, they were jealous and wanted to go). They also said that me “smooching” my boyfriend is decidedly “gross.” I disagreed, and said that’s what adults do when they like each other.
I mean, we don’t share deep stuff with each other, but we do things together. Is that what you do with kid friends? Do I have kid friends?