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Kid Noises

Fuck Bop-Its for real. The stupid music, the annoying sound effects that accompany the movements, and the horrifying scream that comes when the kids inevitably fail. I'm usually impervious to loud sounds, but this toy just grates for some reason. The guy's voice sounds like the worst shock jock of all time. I want to punch him in the face.

Long live books and legos.


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