My mothers friend told us this story, I heard it before. Why must seniors retell stories? I swear all do. MF stands for mother's friend, SSW social security worker.

MF arrives at SS location to apply for Social Security. The SSW pulls up MF's info on computer. This was 10 years ago

SSW: So you are married to Mr Smith

MF: I have never been married.

SSW: On the computer it says you are.

MF: I have never been married.

SSW: I will talk to my supervisor.

SSW returns: Could you have gotten married over some weekend and well forgot?

MF: No.

SSW: Are you certain?

MF: Ok I will say I am married to him if it will get me more money.

SSW: I will talk to my supervisor.

SSW worker had the wrong person on the computer.