If you can get pass the meaningless incendiary content โ€” that's a big if โ€” this article actually sheds a lot of light on the recent "promotions" we've been seeing in Groupthink and throughout the Kinjaverse.

Denton seems to be trying to democratize his blogoverse...but not too much. It's got to stay exclusive enough to appeal to hip, intellectual kids who have the time or the words per minute to generate content for pageviews and a pat on the head.

Since I am just such an individual I will take on the question I feel capable of tackling.

Q: What do women really want?

A: $25 per mainpaged post which hits 10k views and a gif of Nick Denton being brained with a clue by four.