We have rules here in GT. We don't talk about one another by name to avoid hurt feelings and misunderstandings. And we have been really mean to Kinja.

I mean, she's trying really hard. She just wants us to prove how much we love her by logging in constantly. She's testing our resolve with the formatting glitches. We just...need to buy her flowers or something. Maybe a nice quiet evening at home where we all let Kinja bitch about her day? Maybe a backrub?