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Henceforth, it shall be known that when kinja acts weird, it is because of kinjoblins.

They're hobgoblins of the kinja variety. Oldwomanyellsatclods discovered them.

I believe their scientific name is Hobgoblinus kinjaes, with two subvarieties — H. kinjaes yourefucked and H. kinjaes whatthehell.


I am unsure as to their appearance or behavior in the wilds of the interwebs. Rumor has it that they love to dance to Earth, Wind, and Fire (really, though, who doesn't?) and prefer to not wear underpants.

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