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Kitchenette: Oscar Mayer to Release Bacon Smell Alarm Clock App

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I couldn't write this shit, guys. I swear this is not in any way a joke. It's even more bizarre than it sounds.

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In other news, setting up a Google News Alert just for "bacon" has turned out to be one of my brighter ideas.

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