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kitty kitty, I raised you better than this

My homeless kitty Scrappy was hungry last night, right. So I go to feed him and my sweet, innocent, not street smart at all (but very big, like 17 lbs big) indoor kitty MALLOW (yes, I'm putting you on blast, cat) broke through the back door and chased Scrappy down the street and was totally preparing to fuck Scrappy's world up when I snatched him up and carried him home. And I realized, HOLY SHIT. My cat is a Republican. "Scrappy thinks he's entitled to FOOD." NOT. COOL. MALLOW. Republicat. P.S. I know this is goofy but I have to be silly or I'd just be sad all the time.


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