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Ladies! Strap that shit down!

A little-known effect of binding your squishy parts with shapewear to keep your offensive rolls and bulges confined is that OUR SHAME IS GOING TO POOCH OUT SOMEWHERE. It is our responsibility to keep our FUPAs from frightening the horses. THANK YOU SCIENCE!

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