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Last night I told the party upstairs to shut up and I'm not even sorry

Number of hours since I laid down to go to sleep (at 1:30am): 2.5

Number of hours until my appointment with my psychiatrist: 7

Number of people who are probably annoyed at me now: 30 or so

Number of days until I leave the country and won't run into any of these people for a year: 4

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Number of empty cups of Franzia visible from their window: too many to care about

Number of renditions of "Sweet Caroline" that pushed me over the edge: 1

Number of fucks I give: 0

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Bitches better be glad I have no desire to be an apartment RA next year.

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