Number of hours since I laid down to go to sleep (at 1:30am): 2.5
Number of hours until my appointment with my psychiatrist: 7
Number of people who are probably annoyed at me now: 30 or so
Number of days until I leave the country and won't run into any of these people for a year: 4
Number of empty cups of Franzia visible from their window: too many to care about
Number of renditions of "Sweet Caroline" that pushed me over the edge: 1
Number of fucks I give: 0
Bitches better be glad I have no desire to be an apartment RA next year.