You guys. I'm running late getting ready for work AGAIN because I've spent too much time reading/commenting on Jezebel things this morning. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS. I BLAME ALL OF YOU.

(JK, I love you guys. Also, I think a few of my coworkers know who I am on here now after this nuttiness from the other day, sooooo.... hi coworkers. If you're reading this I promise I won't be TOO late. Blerg)

Update: I was actually on time? For the first time this week? I don't know, I'm confused too.