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Laundry Wars

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I have so much laundry to do, so I’m prioritizing and I just want to get one load of important stuff done. The neighbors who took up all three washers broke one of the machines, and then they loaded up the machines with two more loads when they saw me walk in and wait for them.


I gave them 20 minutes to move their first loads from the washers to the dryers. They were still loading the dryers after my 20 minute grace period. The least those assholes could have done is let me use one fucking machine.

I won’t have clean clothes until well past my bedtime.

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