To Pee Or Not To Pee?

P is for Purpose. Doing something on purpose is when you're doing something that's useful to yourself and others. If you're don't know your purpose, you will figure it out. It can be as natural as peeing. Pee on purpose! You're probably already doing it. (What, right this minute? Ew.)

The most intense urge of needing to pee happened to me about a month ago, while a friend from Boston was visiting Chicago. It was after we stopped at a cafe for coffee. I must have underestimated the effect that coffee would have on me because on the train halfway to my apartment, an urge to pee began to karate chop my bladder. By the time we got off the train, I basically said to my friend, "KEEP TALKING AND WALK FAST, OR I'LL PEE EVERYWHERE." Thankfully, we got to my apartment just in time and I ran into the bathroom. Success! After this experience, my friend and I were dry, not smelly, unembarrassed, well-exercised, and learned some new things about each other during that conversation.

I love coffee. After I drank a lot of it, in that moment my life purpose became clear: I had to pee.

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