While watching the most recent Parks and Rec, I nearly died when Leslie gave Ann the following compliment:
"Ann, you poetic and noble land mermaid."

I told my sister, and she said she wished that she had a friend that would give her such beautifully strange compliments every day. Don't we all?

Behold!

http://www.knopecompliments.com

Now when you're feeling blue, just have Leslie cheer you up. (It works best if your name is Ann.)