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Let me have my coffee first

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It’s 9:00am and I had to bring in my car to the auto shop. The TV is blaring Deal or No Deal with the audience in full scream, and I just cannot deal. My coffee hasn’t even kicked in yet. What else is it too early/is there not enough coffee yet for?


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