And then someone bring me some more cowbell, because I was feeling better last night/this morning and now I feel like I'm emitting more heat than the radiator. (Which may be true. I don't actually know if the radiator is on. THE POINT STILL STANDS.)

Anyway, let me know your most awful/entertaining illness-related stories. Mine are mediocre (will post in comments), but I'm sure some of you have some doozies.

PS: Relevant.