I punched myself in the chin.
My neighbor's dog started barking at 4am. So loud. I was fast asleep, curled up in a tight little ball & the noise startled me awake. And when I'm startled awake, I just randomly kick & punch out. 'Cause I'm awesome like that? So, yeah. I punched myself in the chin. It fucking hurt. My chin is really bruised & a little swollen.
I hate everything.