Remember Vantablack, the blackest black pigment to ever exist?

And how artist Anish Kapoor decided he was the only one allowed to paint with it, and pissed off the art community?

Well, Stuart Semple has taken his petty to the next level. That’s right, BLACK 3.0! And if you pledge enough, you can get a tube of your own!

We need more of this kind of petty! The kind that makes people push people to make better things just to spite others!