A formal wear shop that specializes in men’s tuxedos just spam called me because I’m sure I’m on some bridal mailing list somewhere. Problem for them is that a) I am already married; b) my BRIDE bought her own tux; and c) I’m pretty sure tuxedo rental would be pretty low on my priority list given the whole “no large gatherings because of pandemic” thing anyway. Still, I admire the grind. So let’s give them a new slogan.
Some I’ve come up with so far:
When you wanna spread illness, be sure to do it in style.
Make it a virus they’ll never forget.
Dress for the occasion: quarantine.