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A formal wear shop that specializes in men’s tuxedos just spam called me because I’m sure I’m on some bridal mailing list somewhere. Problem for them is that a) I am already married; b) my BRIDE bought her own tux; and c) I’m pretty sure tuxedo rental would be pretty low on my priority list given the whole “no large gatherings because of pandemic” thing anyway. Still, I admire the grind. So let’s give them a new slogan.


Some I’ve come up with so far:

When you wanna spread illness, be sure to do it in style.

Make it a virus they’ll never forget.

Dress for the occasion: quarantine.

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