That's right. I'm starting this early. I haven't really been paying that much attention to Finnish hockey team for the Olympics and I only just now looked at the team roster. You know what I saw?


Y'all gonna get your asses kicked. Like for a moment there I was thinking, "What if we don't kick everyones asses?" But nah. Team Finland is going to kick asses. All the asses. Even the lesbian shitasses.

So! Any early predictions for how this shit is going to go down? Anyone actually think they have a snowball's chance in hell against SELÄNNE? Will I be eating humble-pie soon?


Is Selänne sexy enough turn this lesbian shitass temporarily straight (or bi)? (The answer to that one is yes).

DISCUSS. ARGUE. Post more pictures of sexy hockey players.