Is there way more in this issue that I am going to post? Only totally.
Items I won't go into depth about: fashion spreads with Christy Turlington (anyone says anything bad about her and I will freak the fuck out. Seriously, she was my Lamaze focal point when I gave birth.) and Trish Goff (she's a real estate broker now). The "makeunder special," Marilyn Manson, and "Undercover at the Aryan Nations" are all getting ignored. If you are curious about the sex goddess tips, don't be. It's nothing you didn't or won't figure out on your own.
I am only really interested in talking about unheard-of stars (Pssssssst ... one of them is Reese Witherspoon and you know every other single one) and "aloof yet affectionate, asexual yet a sex god" Jonathan Rhys Meyers. This is all about that Ryhs/Reese.
Q: Is there a woman in your life now?
A: I was going out with Toni (Colette, his Velvet Goldmine co-star) for 11 months. Toni is the only woman I've ever fallen in love with, and she's given me so much love. More love that I could ever possibly return.
Oh, poor you. Pobrecito.
Who are the 9 unheard of personalities and "8 future Jane Covers? Ban Chaplin, Kimberly Elise (who I truly wish I had seen more from. At this point, she was in Beloved and Set it Off, both of which she was great in.), Claire Forlani, Monica Potter, Omar Epps, Ryan Phillippe, Katie Holmes, and Nick Stahl (I don't remember him, but I think he ended up in a sad drug spiral).