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Let's Predict Our Weekends!

How do you think this weekend is going to fare for you?

My predictions for my weekend:

1. I am going to sneeze in the middle of taking my new driver’s license photo, the clerk will not let me take it again.


2. I’m going to intend on working 8 hours on Saturday, but I’ll end up working 9 because I can’t leave things unfinished.

3. I will forget to go to the grocery store and make Amazon Now bring me vitamins, oil, butter, detergent, and almond milk.

4. My dog is going to become too friendly to a neighbor dog and end up hiding behind me when the neighbor dog tries to mount him.

5. I’ll have every intention of baking, but never get around to it because I’m watching Youtube videos.

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