First off, why the name change from contest to poll, Family Circle? Second, good on the Clintons for sidestepping their game and not making this Bill’s cookie recipe but rather a family recipe. Though I can’t decide whether choosing the same recipe they used in 1992 is pure genius or what.

Melania’s cookie is just as out of touch with American taste buds as you can expect. It’s fine, I guess, but not the cookie you reach for when someone gives you a plate of cookies.