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Life Extras

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Tell me about the extras in your life. Weird characters that seem to always pop up in your daily life that you recognize. For instance, I have "Douchey Club Guy". He comes to work dressed like he's about to go clubbing, with his popped collar and hair gelled back. He has one of those douchey teeny tiny soul patches on his chin and it drives me nuts.


I also have "Day of the Week Lady", if I'm ever in an elevator with her, she opens up conversation with stating what day of the week it is. Every single time.

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