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I’m tryna enjoy the birb noises and the lapping waves at the lakehouse, but the ppl at the next lakehouse are blasting some gawdawful slow 80s synth Guantanamera from the radio. Great, now it’s Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonny Tyler. I’m too sober to enjoy this.

also, there’s a HUGE grasshopper. It’s prolly gonna eat me, I’m sure of it.


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