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I’m feeling quite accomplished this fine evening. Nothing like doing a ton of chores to feel satisfied .. Plus the satisfaction of crossing things off the to do list. I am going to inanely list my accomplishments, please share with us what you have (or have not!) done this Saturday. Here is what I have done:

Grocery shopping

Made baked ziti, hummus, onion dip, buffalo chicken dip

Cut up a bunch of watermelon and pineapple

Cleaned out the fridge

Washed practically every dish, pot, pan, cutting board, in our apartment

Trimmed and packaged chicken breasts

Brought in the recycling bin

Organized all of the recycling

Got rid of all the empties from my husband and friend from last night

Composted all the old soil from the container pots

Planted basil, thyme, mint, lavender, and grape tomatoes

Went to Home Depot halfway through to replace a cracked container, get drip trays, more soil (and left with three new house plants- I have a problem)


Swept the patio

Watered newly planted stuff

Watered all house plants in the tub

Swept the whole apartment

Cleaned bathroom

Took out the trash

Picked up my b.c.

Got gas

Called my mom

Paid my credit card bill (early! Yes!!)

Put away all my clothes that were dispersed throughout the apartment

Dusted kitchen cabinets, kitchen counter, all other wood furniture

Annnnd I think that’s it!

I still have to: vacuum and mop, clean the shower and tub, wash the bed sheets, vacuum my car, go to car wash, and do a stupid work thing. And shower. All of these will be postponed until further notice. I should consider showering but the plants are currently in he tub.


I am now sitting on the patio with my tablet and a michelada.

What’s going on on GT? any big chores completed today? Or was it more of a fuck it Saturday for you? I had one of those last week.


I will also accept congratulatory GIFs. Thank you.

Before and after of patio:

Illustration for article titled List of Things I Have Done Today (inane) Updated with photos
Illustration for article titled List of Things I Have Done Today (inane) Updated with photos

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