You should never joke about creating fake drama because it might just become real drama.

Like how I joked on twitter that the next llama should be Oxford comma or Satan. All fine and dandy, a few chuckles passed around, until our (formerly esteemed) mod Chritter responded thusly:

"Haven't we driven all those Oxford-comma using elitists into the sea?"

Guys, not only are there anti-Oxfords among us, but one of them is a mod!!!! How can I trust this forum when anti-Oxfords are given some control? Are the shades of groupthink to be thus polluted?!?!

Farewell, cruel world.

So, GT, are you Oxford comma or Satan? (Ok, ok, Oxford comma or not.)