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Logic where none belongs...

So, thanks to Amazon mistaking listing Noah's Arc as prime when it clearly was not, I now have both seasons free. Noah is like my binkie.

Sad, tired, happy, doing my hair, I watch that shit.

But, approaching my 20th time seeing all the episodes and movie (I do em in a loop), LOGIC is starting to nag at it.

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When Noah leaves Wade for Malik, why is Malik's house so fucking nice? He's a door man at orgies? Is there a lot of $$$ in that? I have been looking for a new job and sitting and putting colored bands on wrists seems easy.

So now that I'm annoyed, I want to annoy others and burn them up inside.

Burnt up like Quincy felt when Noah broke up with him right before they were supposed to walk the runway at the Ovahness Ball! And don't get me started about how everyone in LA is watching PBS, how Wade is some sort of mini-celebrity, and how I'm jealous of how Noah rocks that fan.

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What fiction logic gaps burn you up inside?

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