TW: sex, whatever else people talk about :)

You know when you hear something and think “huh how would that even work?”

SPACER!!!!

Extra spacer because I don’t understand how the internet works!!!

Apparently Dwayne the Rock Johnson’s response to DJ Khaled’s word vomit about not performing oral sex on his wife but expecting to receive it was:

“Ahem.. *clears throat* as a man,” he wrote, “I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI.. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread” 

How the hell does that even work? LOOK AT HIM!!!

Fitting those giant shoulders in the thigh region - shit that would cause tendon and muscle cramping. Good luck kneeling over his face, those ginormous trapezius muscles are going to get in the way of her legs.

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Good for her, though.

I just feel like there are unresolved logistics questions here. Maybe she’s just really flexible in the hamstrings and hip adductors. Probably can’t have a tight IT band, either.

What random questions are swirling around in your brains? Groupthink can answer them, I am sure!

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