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"Logistics" OT

TW: sex, whatever else people talk about :)

You know when you hear something and think “huh how would that even work?”


Extra spacer because I don’t understand how the internet works!!!

Apparently Dwayne the Rock Johnson’s response to DJ Khaled’s word vomit about not performing oral sex on his wife but expecting to receive it was:


“Ahem.. *clears throat* as a man,” he wrote, “I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI.. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread” 

How the hell does that even work? LOOK AT HIM!!!

Fitting those giant shoulders in the thigh region - shit that would cause tendon and muscle cramping. Good luck kneeling over his face, those ginormous trapezius muscles are going to get in the way of her legs.


Good for her, though.

I just feel like there are unresolved logistics questions here. Maybe she’s just really flexible in the hamstrings and hip adductors. Probably can’t have a tight IT band, either.


What random questions are swirling around in your brains? Groupthink can answer them, I am sure!

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