on Amy Schumer's new movie trailer Trainwreck:

"Haha yes isn't it just so great to be a serial cum dumpster? Equality am I right ladies?! It's every modern woman's dream to swallow every dick in her city with her vagina! Self-respect? Thats oppressive shitlord! Stop slut shaming! Hilary 2016! Abortions on demand!"

lol whut?