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LOL - I am drunk and it's my BIRTHDAY

I don't get a party until next week, but Mr. MacNasty hoarded up all the cards I got this week and presented them all to me before going out to fetch my favorite Chinese food. Oh, and I've been drinking some vodka. I won't say how much. I'll just say it's between "You're so pretty and everything is funny" and "I'M NAKED ON A PUBLIC BUS BITCHES!"

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