Two things:

  • Oh my god that was $120 well spent
  • Look at this:

See anything wrong with this picture? I see obviously weird photoshop along the groin area, but One Million Moms sees dirty nasty s*x and n*dity and g*nitals—seriously, they can't even type the full word :( It's not even a specifically gay ad. It's just marketed to people who like sexy dudes, salad dressing, and Italian style picnics. Yet here they are in a tizzy over some dude advertising some creamy goodness (which is not even that good, and if someone were to actually produce orange ejaculate they should get help).

Ok, good night for realz.