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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Ambrosia Vibe: able to bring forth the nectar of the Gods from both your hoo-ha and your partner's.

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When it's touched, fucked, stroked, or sucked it activates a little vibrator in the base of the dildo. This way the wearer can feel things in real time, leading to more sensational jerk offs, solo or duo 69's and good old fashioned peggings. There are even different kinds of vibrations based on the different kinds of touches the dildo receives!

It is amazing and I want one. On me, in me, whatever. I have never wanted to gogo an indie more than I do now. Alas! I have no monies to spare, but rest assured, once I get a female-bodied significant other who wants the di(sco sti)ck I am going to buy one for sure.

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