I am having an epically bad day. I have managers bearing down on me, people who won't give me the information I need in a timely manner, and code that simply will not behave. We had a two hour delay, which means my entire workday got screwed up because rather than start the day once the kids were gone, I had to bug out in the middle. The dog refused to poop because snow offends him. My mother has requested a knitted item for Christmas, so I don't get to start on a project for me, but rather, on a project for her that she'll never god-damn wear.
Is there a nice way to say to my husband 'This is not the night to fall asleep at seven before servicing your wife'?