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Louisiana elected a Democratic governor

And my uncle texted me to ask, “How do you feel?” How I feel:

  1. Relieved it’s not David Vitter.
  2. Horrified he’s anti-choice.
  3. Excited about the promises he made to help the lower economic class.
  4. Disappointed that he is pro-gun.

Yes, in that order. I know it takes a Blue Dog Democrat to get elected around here, but goddamn did he have to be anti-choice? My friend said that he is not going to pursue any abortion-related legislation, but I haven't been able to find where he said that. Democrats around here have been circle jerking around the idea of a Democrat and seem to want to bite my head off if I bring up these concerns. So, dunno.

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