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Love Letter to Anonymous Gift Swap Partner

Dear Anonymous Love of My Life,

I would like to have your babies and name them Sugarplum Cherries, Rhubarb Vanilla Lavender Butter and Strawberries in Syrup.

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I also adore the nail polishes you sent, they are legit the prettiest things in the world.

Lets be swap partners forever.

Love,
Cumberbuttcheeks

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