Mr. Waffle is in the other room putting away laundry. He 's singing Love Shack, but substituting some of the lyrics:
Bang, bang, bang on the door baby
Knock a little louder, sugar!
Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby
PREEEEEEEEEEEG-NANT! And it's your baby!
It can't be my baby, don't you realize I'm gay?
Then he giggles and says, "That's a really good song."
It sure is, honey. It sure is.