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Lowlights of the Dissents, Roberts Edition

Compiled so you don’t have to read through the piles of dreck that came from the 4 dissenting justices.

“Five lawyers have closed the debate and enacted their own vision of marriage as a matter of constitutional law. Stealing this issue from the people will for many cast a cloud over same-sex marriage, making a dramatic social change that much more difficult to accept.”

The issue HAS BEEN STOLEN from the people.


He states that the majority justices are imposing their own vision on the people, and compares it to the Dred Scott decision.

He comes out with this gem:

“Indeed, however heartened the proponents of same-sex marriage might be on this day, it is worth acknowledging what they have lost, and lost forever: the opportunity to win the true acceptance that comes from persuading their fellow citizens of the justice of their cause. And they lose this just when the winds of change were freshening at their backs.”


Because that worked so well for civil rights in the ‘50s and ‘60s...oh wait.


“Today’s decision, for example, creates serious questions about religious liberty. Many good and decent people oppose same-sex marriage as a tenet of faith, and their freedom to exercise religion is—unlike the right imagined by the majority— actually spelled out in the Constitution. Amdt. 1.”


He closes with this:

“If you are among the many Americans—of whatever sexual orientation—who favor expanding same-sex marriage, by all means celebrate today’s decision. Celebrate the achievement of a desired goal. Celebrate the opportunity for a new expression of commitment to a partner. Celebrate the availability of new benefits. But do not celebrate the Constitution. It had nothing to do with it.


I respectfully dissent.”

Well, fuck you too.

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