What do you call the line at a noodle shop?

A pho queue!

Thank you, I'll be here all night!

But seriously, folks, it seems a few of us have had a shitty day, week, month, or even a year (clap-clap-clap-clap, especially if you get that reference). We could all use a pick-me-up, which in Italian is tiramisu, so we should eat the shit out of some, and share our best terrible jokes.

Go pho it!