THE FOOD TRUCKS ARE NOT HERE ON MASS AVE BY NORTH CAPITOL.

The single, solitary truck you see there is Captain Cookie, which is every bit as wonderful as it sounds (fresh baked cookies ON THE TRUCK, still warm), but humans cannot subsist on a diet of only cookies (I know, I know, "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED").
I mean, I guess I could just go to Union Station, but that feels like cheating.

tl;dr what should Kruzr have for lunch?