This morning, I'm breaking barbershop rules by listening to rap before 10am.

There's one particular Kendrick Lamar lyric that drives me absolutely nuts for a very silly reason. It's the song that goes, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, so I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours."

Compared to the relative size of the earth, you may as well go dig a hole in the backyard and stick your regular dick in it, because the earth won't notice either way! Even the Eiffel Tower would be less than a mosquito bite to the earth. This has literally annoyed me to the point where I started doing the math on the relative size of the average dick vs Eiffel Tower, compared to the size of the earth.

What lyrical pet peeves do you have?