Saturday morning my roommates and I are sitting around talking and drinking coffee when we hear a knock at the door. It is a couple of Jehovah's Witness girls - they're probably pretty young, too, like 19 I would guess. Roommate 1 politely listens to their spiel. Roommate 2 comes up behind her (wearing a T-shirt and booty shorts, and clearly no bra) and wraps her arms around Roommate 1's waist. Roommate 1 accepts the pamphlet being handed to her and says, "Well thank you, I'll just have to share this with my lovely girlfriend here." The JW girls look alarmed and hightail it out of there. Meanwhile I am in the kitchen trying not to spit coffee.