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"Malfunctioning droid" Carter Page

The 243 pages of Carter’s testimony transcripts, 45 of which are his opening statement and self-biography, were released and this shit is cray.

These two threads do a great, and hilarious, job of attempting to break that shit down.

Stephanie Carvin covers his opening statement

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Chris Geidner takes on his testimony

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