Move over Jodi Arias, because the long-awaited Trayvon Martin trial is fast approaching. My only contribution to the issue is to note that George Zimmerman gets his picture taken every couple months, and each time, that motherfucker looks completely different than the last. I'm sure most of it has to do with his weight yo-yoing so much โ€” it might be a lifelong pattern that's been exacerbated due to the trial. On the other hand, I balloon out and shrink down a bit myself, and I don't look that goddamn different over the course of a year. Of course he should be considered a flight risk โ€” the man's a master of disguise without even trying. Without further ado, I present the many faces of George Zimmerman.

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