I know the article about the pissed off lady shark was posted here already, but it is just too good.

Ever since, when Mexador starts pushing my buttons, I say completely deadpan ā€œI will eat you.ā€ I think heā€™s half amused, half scared.

(One of my favorite pictures from my shark summer. Jaws down there is a sand tiger, the species of the Seoul misandrist.)