Here’s my favorite ridiculous comment about the SCOTUS decision yesterday, a comment in response to a couple now legally able to marry and have both mothers’ names on their twin children’s birth certificates:

Who’s going to teach them how to work on cars and do all kinds of man things like throw a baseball or chew tobacco or shave his face or just how to be a man. I guess i just dont get it. But more power to ya thats why i spent 3 years of my life in a war zone to defend your rights.

I’m not sure how any of those things are off limits to women, but let’s give you a big pat on the head for that last sentence.