Everyone loves grandiose plans. “I will get married this year” or “I will lose 50 lbs” or whatnot.

Let’s talk reasonable resolutions. Manageable goals which we can do without massively restructuring our lives. “Goals” where we aren’t setting ourselves up for failure.

Here’s mine:

1. Floss 5x a week. Fuck I need to do that for better dental hygiene.

2. Finish my afghan sometime in 2018.

3. Spend at least 5 mins a day doing something which makes me happy. Like watching 80s music videos on youtube, or doing a face mask, etc.